Monday, August 21, 2006

Paris Hilton is a dumbass

Celebrity PARIS HILTON has launched a campaign to fight the spiralling problem of sexually transmitted diseases, and is urging women to pull back on promiscuity for the sake of their health. The reality TV star has shaken off her raunchy reputation after her 1 NIGHT IN PARIS sex tape with RICK SALOMON was exposed in 2004, and is reinventing herself as a positive female role model. And the socialite, who recently vowed to avoid sex for a year, is encouraging women to do the same and retain their dignity. She says, "It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything. "I think women should be confident and strong, and they often underestimate themselves and give in to men. "Girls need to calm down and realise that sex isn't everything. It's frightening. Women are getting as bad as boys now for sleeping around."
18/08/2006 12:21

Apparently Paris Hilton is now a spokesperson for an anti-STD campaign and is urging women to abstain from having sex: ironic considering she's probably having sex with multiple people at this moment. Apparently she also made the guiness book of records as "the most overrated celebrity", which nobody can deny.

How is she even a celebrity? She's just some rich spoiled brat without a care in the world that made it to fame by "releasing" her personal sex tape over he internet. And presently she actually calls herself a businesswoman.

If you look real close, you may even notice her lazy eye in the picture above: her left eye is almost god damned closed. Maybe she should get that fixed or something before indirectly calling herself a 10/10 in a certain magazine interview, I can't be bothered to look it up.


  • wtf is wrong with her left eye & woah at the photoshopping on the pics... it's crazy airbrushed!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:21 PM  

  • Yeah man, but her eye is really like that in real life. I'm surprised they don't photoshop that lazy eye of hers out of there. You'd think with the millions she made she'd get it fixed

    By Blogger F1400, at 8:54 PM  

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