Lindsay Lohan's privates smell like diarrhea
Brandon Davis has lashed out Lindsay Lohan again in a new twist in the long running "firecrotch" feud.
In April, fat boy Brandon Davis went of a tirade of abuse during a night out at a Los Angeles night club, while the 'Mean Girls' star's rival, Paris Hilton, stood by and laughed.During the rant, Davis went on to accuse Lindsay Lohan of having poor personal hygiene claiming her privates "smell of diarrhea".
He also said: "I think she's worth about seven million dollars, which means she's really poor.
Now , Female First reports the reportedly drunk oil heir jumped on stage at the Miami launch party for
friend Paris Hilton's debut album, grabbed a microphone and addressed the
According to the New York Post newspaper, he ranted: "I wrote a special new
song called 'Firecrotch', and it's for Lindsay Lohan!"
The outburst comes just days after the feud was reignited after Paris, her
producer Scott Storch, sister Nicky and oil heir Brandon were leaving the
In-N-Out burger restaurant and one of the group uttered the infamous phrase.
A photographer heard the word "firecrotch."and asked "What did you say about firecrotch?" Storch replied "We're actually celebrating firecrotch day." As Storch and Paris got in the vehicle which sported bright red interior (Lindsay is famous for her red hair), he added "We even have firecrotch interior for the occasion."
A photographer then asked "Did you get the interior done for firecrotch?" Storch promptly responded "Yes we did, in special honor of her freckled puss." Paris, who smiled during the entire exchange, could not contain her giggles with Storch's parting shot.
This article helps to justify the multi-million dollar salaries these stars hold and their place on the pedestal to which 99% of society looks up. Their maturity and intelligence is cunning, with wisdom far beyong their years. Too bad the rest of us couldn't follow in their footsteps or this world would be a better place.
On the other hand, lindsay's privates probably do smell like diarrhea. If you look real close in the picture you can just barely see the noxious vapours escaping from her crotch.
To help out poor Lindsay I'm going to start a "Get Lindsay some soap" charity. If you want to pitch in, you can post a comment asking me for my paypal account where you can make a donation. I think for the interest of the public, generous donations should be made, I swear all the money will go to getting her that soap.